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Being addicted to something electronic, usually the internet, but also commonly a video game or cell phone.

Pronounced like Even, as opposed to Edward.
Guy 1: "Dude your girlfriend called, she wants to know if you're going to dinner tonight."

Guy 2: "Yeah......hang on.......killing this boss(5)......"

Guy 1: "You're so Edicted dude..."
Edicted by Dexi February 17, 2009
Any equipment or process that used to work perfectly which becomes overly complex, expensive and unreliable after an Ed has worked on it.
Hey how do you turn on the lights, there used to be a switch? Good Luck mate the switch is gone, its been Edified.
You now need to download the App which crashes all the time, The Robot needs to be fully charged and the robot will turn it on for you.
edified by Faaark July 24, 2024

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I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop
I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

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I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop
I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019