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Edwardo is a perfect guy. He's the sweetheart of guys and he knows how to treat a girl right. He can be a dick at times because he doesn't know what he's doing wrong, but he often redeems his actions by making the girl of his dreams happy again. Any girl would love to be with an Edwardo. He's got a great body and loves to be loved. He also is caring and lovable. He's faithful and trustworthy. He has good looks and can really make a girl happy!
Girl 1: did you see Edwardo today?
Girl 2: yeah I almost kissed him, but he rejected me

Girl 1: why?!
Girl 2: he told me he's faithful and loves his girlfriend and that he would never cheat on her
Girl 1: aww I wish I had an Edwardo for a boyfriend!
Edwardo by Babexo November 14, 2013

Edwardo Squidwardo

This is a phrase you should never utter. This phrase conveys unadulterated, malignant hatred toward an individual. You must truly hate somebody to call them this.
Edwardo Squidwardo by 🆑🆎🆘 February 28, 2018

Edwardobessionitis 

The obession with the character Edward that attacks younger women and teenaged girls following the reading or viewing of the book/movie "Twilight."
Ned: "Kate has seen "Twilight" 6 times! AND she's already read the book TWICE!"

Robert: "Yeah I know... she suffers from Edwardobessionitis."
A man who owns a white van and kidnaps children but lives in Tijuana.
Kids don't go near that man selling candy he's an Edwardo
Edwardo by Staciye Millerere May 22, 2016
Super hot guy, great personality, really smart, sexy beyond belief...great body, very loving and caring..the best lover a girl could ask for and a great friend to have.
Girl 1: "Whos that handsom guy?"
Girl 2: "His names Edwardo, he's awsome."
Edwardo by jhwgefkwgfkl July 8, 2011

James Edwardo Cherry 

A real gentleman who always finds pleasure by drinking tea with girls. A bit of a pervert and loves his best friend and Caitlin Petkovski
Guy 1:See that Guy...
Guy 2: Yeah hes so a James Edwardo Cherry
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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