Eddpocalypse

Edpocalypse

A term to describe the spiralling demise of a Trottlehog.

When the trottlehogs legs reach a certain speed and rhythm, the hog enters a frenzy and begins to lust for whiskey and cocaine.

Example one:
Friend: Eddy mate, are you ok?

Eddy: nah mate, just drank a pint of Johnny Olives spunk mixed with Sambucca.
Friend: Edd please not another Eddpocalypse. You locked yourself in your room for two weeks after the last one.
Eddy: don’t worry moit, I’ll be doing exactly the same tonight, should be fun.

Eddpocalypse by Count Noosula June 18, 2023

Eddpocalypse

A term to describe the spiralling demise of a Trottlehog.

When the trottlehogs legs reach a certain speed and rhythm, the hog enters a frenzy and begins to lust for whiskey and cocaine.

Example one:
Friend: Eddy mate, are you ok?

Eddy: nah mate, just drank a pint of Johnny Olives spunk mixed with Sambucca.
Friend: Edd please not another eddpocolypse. You locked yourself in your room for two weeks after the last one.
Eddy: don’t worry moit, I’ll be doing exactly the same tonight, should be fun.

Example two:

Person 1: “is that Edd on TV getting chased down the motorway on dildo bike?”

Person 2: “Ah shit he’s had another Eddpocalypse. Ill get the chloroform and chicken nuggets.

Eddpocalypse by Count Noosula June 19, 2023

ecopocalypse 

(n) The legendary end of the world as prophesied in the theological teachings of the First Church of the Environment (Fundamentalist) by Envirofundamentalists. The most common vision of the ecopocalypse involves the global climate passing a "tipping point" and the Earth turning into a burnt-out hulk no longer able to support life. Other variations on this theme include all the Earth's glaciers melting and turning Earth into Waterworld, and a global-warming induced ice age.

Repent! For the ecopocalypse is upon us in 10 years.... and it'll always be upon us in 10 years.

ecopocalypse by The Cabal December 15, 2012

Epocalypse

the stage in which all the Internet developments and activities will come to an end and the Internet age will be supplanted by some other form of IT.

Will the Epocalypse ever come? It's a tricky question.

Epocalypse by uttam maharjan October 6, 2012

emopocalypse 

The day when all Emos will be slaughtered by Emo Haters and the Emo species will be wiped from the planet.

Brooks:I got spit on by one of those Emo Haters!
Sarah:Oh no! The Emopocalypse is about to occur!
Brooks:Emopocalypse?
Sarah:Yeah! The Emo Haters are plotting to ruthlessly destroy our entire clique!
Brooks:Noooo! We must go before all the Emo Haters kill us!
Sarah:Let's warn the other Emos!

emopocalypse by Emo Girl Sparky-chan November 7, 2006

Edgepocalypse 

The world ends due to massive amounts of edging.

Logan was the ultimate goon that caused the Edgepocalypse that ended humanity.

Edgepocalypse by TheAlphaSigma November 18, 2024