ecopocalypse

(n) The legendary end of the world as prophesied in the theological teachings of the First Church of the Environment (Fundamentalist) by Envirofundamentalists. The most common vision of the ecopocalypse involves the global climate passing a "tipping point" and the Earth turning into a burnt-out hulk no longer able to support life. Other variations on this theme include all the Earth's glaciers melting and turning Earth into Waterworld, and a global-warming induced ice age.

Repent! For the ecopocalypse is upon us in 10 years.... and it'll always be upon us in 10 years.

by The Cabal December 15, 2012

Econopocalypse

Economic apocalypse

I can't afford to do anything because of the econopocalypse.

by Metrosexuwell May 11, 2009

ecopalypse

An apocalypse denotes Earth's destruction in a calamitous but unforeseen way. An 'ecopalypse' implies that ecological collapse will foreseeably cause Earth's catastrophic destruction.

If industrial ecocide, pollution, deforestation, species extinction and human population keep increasing, all life on Earth will perish in a terrifying ecopalypse.

by LifedayNow November 10, 2017

Econopocalypse

A place in time when all economic structures cease to function, according to the 502nd law of thermoeconomics:

All economic systems tend towards ever greater accumulation of increasingly insubstantial pseudo-scientific jargon; a stake of play that will ultimately result in the violent collapse and subsequent explosion of the econoverse in a molten halo of flaming bullshit.

Adam Smith ... Francis Fukuyama ... Econopocalypse.

by rufflove March 21, 2011

Econocalypse

The end-of-the-world scenario portrayed in the media, caused by the global economic downturn.

It looks like the econocalypse is coming...

by AllTheNamesAreUsedByOtherPeeps July 22, 2009

Epocalypse

the stage in which all the Internet developments and activities will come to an end and the Internet age will be supplanted by some other form of IT.

Will the Epocalypse ever come? It's a tricky question.

by uttam maharjan October 6, 2012

emopocalypse

The day when all Emos will be slaughtered by Emo Haters and the Emo species will be wiped from the planet.

Brooks:I got spit on by one of those Emo Haters!
Sarah:Oh no! The Emopocalypse is about to occur!
Brooks:Emopocalypse?
Sarah:Yeah! The Emo Haters are plotting to ruthlessly destroy our entire clique!
Brooks:Noooo! We must go before all the Emo Haters kill us!
Sarah:Let's warn the other Emos!

by Emo Girl Sparky-chan November 7, 2006