A brief flash of ones vagina, typically experienced when shifting legs while wearing a short skirt commando.
Lindsey Lohan eclitsed the paparazzi while leaving her vehicle the other day.
Stephanie always eclitses the room when she wears her Forever 21 mini skirt.
Stephanie always eclitses the room when she wears her Forever 21 mini skirt.
by Jianability October 8, 2013
Get the Eclits mug.The act of blacking out because several large black women have forced cunnilingus by sitting on your face.
"Dude did you see Larry get his face smothered by those sistahs?"
"Yeah, lucky bastard I've always wanted a solar eclits." cunnilingus sistas sistahs face rape
"Yeah, lucky bastard I've always wanted a solar eclits." cunnilingus sistas sistahs face rape
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(derived from apocalypse)
A pus-filled apocalypse exacerbated by anti-vaxxers’ denial of science.
see Mad Max Wasteland
A pus-filled apocalypse exacerbated by anti-vaxxers’ denial of science.
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Looking behind us now, across the count of time, down the long haul into history back. I sees the end what were the start.
It's the POX-ECLIPSE, full of pain!
And out of it were birthed crackling dust and fearsome time.
It's the POX-ECLIPSE, full of pain!
And out of it were birthed crackling dust and fearsome time.
by a random name generator April 12, 2019
Get the The Pox-Eclipse mug.The act of placing one of your ass cheeks firmly into the ass crack of another person and vice versa. Both parties must press as hard as they can, and complete the total eclipse. WARNING: THIS IS A TRUST EXERCISE! DO NOT FART!
My wife and I have never been that good at cuddling until we started Total Eclipsing.
That girl's ass is so thick I think she'd crush me if we tried Total Eclipsing!
It was so hot to watch those girls stop, drop, flip it, and start Total Eclipsing it.
She was so heartbroken after her boyfriend broke up with her. How was she to know she needed to fart during their Total Eclipsing?
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That girl's ass is so thick I think she'd crush me if we tried Total Eclipsing!
It was so hot to watch those girls stop, drop, flip it, and start Total Eclipsing it.
She was so heartbroken after her boyfriend broke up with her. How was she to know she needed to fart during their Total Eclipsing?
ACT NOW AND GET THE "HOT ASSES TOTAL ECLIPSING Vol 5." NOW!!
by DMonkage May 14, 2014
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by Imasecret13 December 13, 2014
Get the elitsa mug.When one of the female co-workers freaks out over being "underpaid" for the umpteenth time. They are lucky to have any job at all after calling in sick so much.
by running out of patience January 5, 2008
Get the rectal eclipse mug.When one member of a closed space farts at the same time as another, but that member's fart is so powerful that it overbears anything else.
Jim Steinman: I just farted.
Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.
Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.
by heffelda October 25, 2010
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