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premature ebakulation

Medical condition that fans of University of Miami football suffer from each year, when they believe the team is "bak" to their 2001 form.

Premaure ebakulations lasting longer than 6 weeks will result in a mid-season Nolegasm at the hands of FSU.
Fan of da U: We bak! We got swag and U dna!
Every other ACC fan: You're suffering from premature ebakulation. I'll prescribe you one dose of reality.
Related Words
Poop. But not just any poop. The most ridiculously smelly and WET poop you will ever encounter in your existence.
Patty Hereds made an ebaks. I think my nose fell off.
ebaks by a net awesome & yeah November 30, 2011
A word to describe a monkey's behaviour.
That monkey is Ebakar
Ebakar by kignk September 8, 2020
(verb)

To embrace chaos and volatility as a lifestyle choice.

To reject a boring and safe path and chase a dream, whatever the risks.

Originates from the "chaos and soul" philosophy of the games studio Ebaka Games.
ā€œFuck it, I’m going Ebaka and move to Vegas. Rather crash and burn at the roulette table than rot in this office for another year.ā€
Ebaka by Ebaka Dog January 23, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026