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Shoe-eating 

Shoe-eating is a modern term for putting your foot in your mouth. This phrase was used primarily by Californian high schoolers but recently it has been becoming more widespread through west coast high schools.
Guy 1: i accidentally submitted my math homework to my history teacher.
Guy 2: What are you, shoe-eating?
Shoe-eating by Wheelie7 May 4, 2021

eating shoes 

an expression of a state of anger to the point where one would take off their current pair of shoes and promptly begin to consume said footwear.
bob-hey i fucked your wife

jim-ARHHH!! im so pissed i could eat shoes!

joe-heh, hes eating shoes.. hah
eating shoes by bob4real April 23, 2011

eating shoes 

footwear explicitly worn for the great consumption of food and/or pussy
Cole's got his eating shoes on today, you know what that means!

His girlfriend was angry when she heard that he lost his eating shoes at the game.

Cole's Birkenstocks are his eating shoes and it makes sense that he wears them all the time.
eating shoes by Big Hole Cole April 29, 2019

FUCK YOU EATINGSHOES 

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK YOU EATINGSHOES
FUCK YOU EATINGSHOES by makos October 20, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026