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Eating shoe 

When a man eats out a fat pussy that is the same size and smell of a shoe.
1. I ate that fat bitch out, it was like eating shoe.

2. Man his girl is a fat bitch, he gonna be eating shoe.
Eating shoe by jkingintheshower October 15, 2009
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Shoe-eating 

Shoe-eating is a modern term for putting your foot in your mouth. This phrase was used primarily by Californian high schoolers but recently it has been becoming more widespread through west coast high schools.
Guy 1: i accidentally submitted my math homework to my history teacher.
Guy 2: What are you, shoe-eating?
Shoe-eating by Wheelie7 May 4, 2021

eating shoes 

an expression of a state of anger to the point where one would take off their current pair of shoes and promptly begin to consume said footwear.
bob-hey i fucked your wife

jim-ARHHH!! im so pissed i could eat shoes!

joe-heh, hes eating shoes.. hah
eating shoes by bob4real April 23, 2011

eating shoes 

footwear explicitly worn for the great consumption of food and/or pussy
Cole's got his eating shoes on today, you know what that means!

His girlfriend was angry when she heard that he lost his eating shoes at the game.

Cole's Birkenstocks are his eating shoes and it makes sense that he wears them all the time.
eating shoes by Big Hole Cole April 29, 2019

FUCK YOU EATINGSHOES 

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK YOU EATINGSHOES
FUCK YOU EATINGSHOES by makos October 20, 2019
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