an expression of a state of anger to the point where one would take off their current pair of shoes and promptly begin to consume said footwear.
bob-hey i fucked your wife
jim-ARHHH!! im so pissed i could eat shoes!
joe-heh, hes eating shoes.. hah
jim-ARHHH!! im so pissed i could eat shoes!
joe-heh, hes eating shoes.. hah
by bob4real April 5, 2011
Cole's got his eating shoes on today, you know what that means!
His girlfriend was angry when she heard that he lost his eating shoes at the game.
Cole's Birkenstocks are his eating shoes and it makes sense that he wears them all the time.
His girlfriend was angry when she heard that he lost his eating shoes at the game.
Cole's Birkenstocks are his eating shoes and it makes sense that he wears them all the time.
by Big Hole Cole April 30, 2019
1. I ate that fat bitch out, it was like eating shoe.
2. Man his girl is a fat bitch, he gonna be eating shoe.
2. Man his girl is a fat bitch, he gonna be eating shoe.
by jkingintheshower October 16, 2009
When you eat the shoe you have done something cool, something unexpected, or you were just being a stand up guy. If someone is starting to vibe with you or they did something they didn’t want to with a good attitude, they ate the shoe.
ex. My friend stayed at school to help me with the test, he ate the shoe.
Another way to say push’in p but can utilized with more variety describing where the shoes is.
ex. She finally said something to me after 2 weeks of working together, she’s starting to eat the shoe.
ex. My friend stayed at school to help me with the test, he ate the shoe.
Another way to say push’in p but can utilized with more variety describing where the shoes is.
ex. She finally said something to me after 2 weeks of working together, she’s starting to eat the shoe.
ex. He didn’t eat the shoe because he lied behind my back
ex. I wasn’t able to master that skating trick today, I couldn’t swallow the shoe, I give up.
ex. Bro is going try hard mode on that game, he’s just chewing on that shoe.
ex. I wasn’t able to master that skating trick today, I couldn’t swallow the shoe, I give up.
ex. Bro is going try hard mode on that game, he’s just chewing on that shoe.
by oliviawhoopwhoop February 18, 2022
Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.
Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’
Or
Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’
Or
Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’
by Awoogahhhh47 January 18, 2021
by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 5, 2023
Shoe-eating is a modern term for putting your foot in your mouth. This phrase was used primarily by Californian high schoolers but recently it has been becoming more widespread through west coast high schools.
Guy 1: i accidentally submitted my math homework to my history teacher.
Guy 2: What are you, shoe-eating?
Guy 2: What are you, shoe-eating?
by Wheelie7 May 4, 2021