an expression of a state of anger to the point where one would take off their current pair of shoes and promptly begin to consume said footwear.
bob-hey i fucked your wife
jim-ARHHH!! im so pissed i could eat shoes!
joe-heh, hes eating shoes.. hah
jim-ARHHH!! im so pissed i could eat shoes!
joe-heh, hes eating shoes.. hah
by bob4real April 5, 2011
Cole's got his eating shoes on today, you know what that means!
His girlfriend was angry when she heard that he lost his eating shoes at the game.
Cole's Birkenstocks are his eating shoes and it makes sense that he wears them all the time.
His girlfriend was angry when she heard that he lost his eating shoes at the game.
Cole's Birkenstocks are his eating shoes and it makes sense that he wears them all the time.
by Big Hole Cole April 30, 2019
1. I ate that fat bitch out, it was like eating shoe.
2. Man his girl is a fat bitch, he gonna be eating shoe.
2. Man his girl is a fat bitch, he gonna be eating shoe.
by jkingintheshower October 16, 2009
Shoe-eating is a modern term for putting your foot in your mouth. This phrase was used primarily by Californian high schoolers but recently it has been becoming more widespread through west coast high schools.
Guy 1: i accidentally submitted my math homework to my history teacher.
Guy 2: What are you, shoe-eating?
Guy 2: What are you, shoe-eating?
by Wheelie7 May 4, 2021