Eating a Sandwich

The How I Met Your Mother euphimism for smoking weed, used to censor the act so that Ted can safely tell his kids.

But why he'll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me.

"So there we were, eating a sandwich. The biggest sandwich we had ever eaten."

by SaracottaPie April 1, 2010

Eating a sandwich

A phrase used when telling your children about the time you and your high school/college friends got high out of your minds but still want your kids to respect you.

Kids, your Uncle Marshall was overdosing on xana- I mean, eating a sandwich.

by VeeTree April 23, 2021

eating a sandwich

The act of eating a sandwich.

"Hey, what are you eating for lunch?"
"Today for lunch, I'm eating a sandwich."

by noahnknows March 14, 2024

eating a sandwich for the bread

when going out with a girl for her looks

Jacob is going out with crystal because he likes eating a sandwich for the bread

by Zak Abati January 1, 2009

bulldog eating a ham sandwich

A mangled, or well used vagina; a sloppy slit; a whores cooter; a vagina containing excessive wrinkles....

Damn Becky's slit looked like a "bulldog eating a ham sandwich".

by Beerswizle October 16, 2003

eating a pickle sandwich

eating the ass of the twitch streamer drsushi86

i'm gonna go eat a pickle sandwich and i also need to add the word being defined so eating a pickle sandwich

by mmmm_sandwich April 25, 2023

fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich

1. An Overly hairy vagina with large, brownish, floppy labia.
(Think Arby's Roast Beef) Refers to Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, who has thick, coarse beard. Like most beards, could be mistaken for pubic hair.

2. Fidel Castro, leader of Cuba, feasting on a sandwich of roast beef.

1. "Damn, that girl last night had a crazy pussy. It looked like fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich."

2. "I saw that Fidel Castro at Arby's eating roast beef. What a cool guy."

by smitty984 March 19, 2007