Skip to main content

Belgian Pie Eating Contest 

A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.

May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.
When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.

shit eating contest 

A particularly bad situation in which people seem to be unwittingly exacerbating things.
The Bush administration, a literal shit eating contest, the current job market.

banana eating contest 

U.S. Navy slang; Game in which many promiscuous women give multiple men blowjobs.
After a fabulous show, the bassist asked the audience if any ladies want to have a banana eating contest backstage.

poop eating contest 

A contest where people see how much poop they can devour in a time period of 32 minutes and 16 seconds.
Sean Ramon won the poop eating contest. That guy ate 30409 pounds of poop in that poop eating contest. He really loves his poop.
poop eating contest by JarMan September 21, 2003

Hot Dog Eating Contest 

The act of trying to fit as many dicks in your mouth as possible
Two girls had a hot dog eating contest with the entire football team!

Pie Eating Contest 

My girlfriend went to a pie eating contest at the fair, and doesn't like hot dogs any more.