Eatass 

1. Arrogant or pompous. Basically a person who likes to talk themselves up, in an unsuccessful attempt to be cooler.

2. Flaky; unreliable or a liar.

1. "Did you hear John talking about how he beat up four guys by himself??"

"Yeah... what an eatass."

2. "John said he'd come with us this time, but he's late again... the eatass."

Eatass by PnW June 30, 2008

Eatass 

1. Arrogant; pompous.

2. Flaky; unreliable or a liar.

1. Someone who likes to talk themselves up, in an unsuccessful attempt to make themselves seem cooler.

"Did you hear John talking about how he beat up four guys by himself??"

"Yeah.. what an eatass."

2. "John said he'd come with us this time, but he's late again.. the eatass."

Eatass by PnW June 29, 2008

Eatass 

The more robust and vigorous version of kickass. Not to be confused with eating ass.

That outfit looks eatass!
You got those new Nike's? That's eatass bro!

Eatass by TheFoot27 January 3, 2020

Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast 

1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.

2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease

1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"

2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."

Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast by Tangi Boi December 5, 2017

Skate Fast Eat Ass 

A term used when you want to impress a possible partner, by exclaiming that you both skate fast, and eat ass.
This term will get you mad pussy.

"Hey girl, I just wanted you to know that I skate fast and eat ass!"
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."

Skate Fast Eat Ass by TheOneTrueJeggy September 1, 2017

eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast

coined by celebrity dan the meme man. the phrase of the infamous and genius "sled gang," as seen in a meme on youtube

you know, you only live once, so eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast.

eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast by aardvarks are legend November 24, 2018

EatyAss 

The term referenced when one can eat thine ass.

Jan: *rat noises*
Ian: EATYASS OK.

EatyAss by MikeIan December 11, 2019