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Eat Shit, Get Lost, Go Fuck Yourself... etc
You can go eat fuck., I think you should eat fuck. Well you could do that or you could Eat Fuck.
Eat fuck by Essex121514 March 3, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
1) The act of randomly walking into a room with two strangers in the act of sexual intercourse and interrupting them by taking a big bite out of the vagina while the penis is inserted.
2)The simultaneous removal of the genitals between an unfortunate couple during sexual intercourse by eating.
"Eat fuck? How does that make any sense?"

"Well, it's like eating a pig in a blanket by taking a bite right down the middle."
Eat Fuck by SpidroPeterson March 19, 2008

Eat my fuck

Expletive phrase employed by persons wishing to attatch no gender-based or sexually orientated connectation to his or her verbalized confrontation and or response.
"Eat my fuck, you swaybacked, infantalized whore."
Eat my fuck by JP Reader October 9, 2005

eat some fuck 

A directive given to someone in anger or displeasure
oh, why don't you just eat some fuck, asshole!
eat some fuck by Woody Thomas January 1, 2009

eat and fuck 

the act of consuming various parts of foods, dropping everything, and proceeding to immediate fornication
Ross: What the hell is this? Did Luis and Sarah just eat, drop everything, and fuck?
Jessie: Ummm. Yeah.
Ross: So thats what they did... eat and fuck.
Jessie: Yes

i dont give a fuck eat my asshole 

when your a bitch and u have no life go get one u dumbass
i dont give a fuck eat my asshole

Corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You

An infamous intersection between two roads called Eat Shit and Fuck You. Often frequented by assholes.

If you want to get rid of someone annoying, tell them to meet you at the corner of ‘Eat Shit and Fuck You’!
Meet me at the corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You!
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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