Eat chips

The act of masturbation.

Comes from joke about typing with one hand while eating food, and joking about masturbating.

Man I really want to eat some chips, got morning wood.

by Ushi April 9, 2005

eating chips

To taste the most delicious thing on earth, mary jay.

Yo b. want to come kick it with us tonight...we're eating chips.

by instantkarm4 July 4, 2009

eating chips

a code name for masturbating or jacking off

Matt was eating chips to porn.

by w234 July 14, 2006

eats paint chips

the retard who posts definitions on urban dictionary such as:

see wordwordword

is a dumbfucker who must have been raised feeding on paint chips containing lead his whole life

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by you dickfucker October 21, 2004

Eat tortilla chip vertically

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eat tortilla chip vertically and suffer

by help this is not a joke dying January 15, 2021

like a dog eating hot chips

from Roger's Profanisorus, Viz.

a style of fellatio; an exuberant blowjob

...and there was Vera, on her knees, at his cock like a dog eating hot chips...

by barn March 9, 2005

go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can

person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023