eat a d

the act of eating a gentleman's dick

I am sooooo full from eating his D.

by lick my c August 24, 2003

Eat a D

What one says to a person they are mad at or joking around with. D is just a nice way of saying dick

Paul: Yo Aaron, wanna go nut butting?

Aaron: Maaaannn, go Eat a D!

by Aaron East August 20, 2012

I’d eat a dog’s ass!

A phrase some countryfolk types use to express that they’re ravenously hungry.

Honey, I’m so darn hungry, I’d eat a dog’s ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2021

I'd rather eat a shoe

A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do.

Person 1: are you going to do your homework
Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe

by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 5, 2023

eat a dick

a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack

John: Hey Melissa you freaking suck at flip cup
Melissa: Eat a dick

by halfjap November 3, 2005

go eat a dolphin

An expression used in place of swear words or other interjections. Also used to confuse people just for the heck of it.

Go eat a dolphin, I didn't realize it was already 1:45 AM!!! Time for sleep.

by nr132386 July 9, 2011

Eat a dick

A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights.

Random driver: <i>"You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."</i>

Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*

by jbwilliams4 August 24, 2009