Earnal

Refering to the act of inserting ones penis into the ear canal. Often only possibe with genitally challenged males or individuals with extraordinarily large ear cavities.
Yo fred, that womans got a damn fine earhole. Man i just wanna cram my dick in that waxy crevice
by BeardMasterFlex November 21, 2004
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Earnal

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Earnalism

Coined by the Web site Earnalism.com. Earnalism is the concept of things that surround the practice of journalism. From salaries of media members, journalists depicted in movies, television, and general popular culture, and essentially the lifestyle of a journalist.

An Earnalist is someone who studies and/or practices the concepts of Earnalism.
He's really taken up the Earnalism lifestyle now, huh?
by jimbod23 March 28, 2008
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earnal rape

Being raped in the ear hole by a large individual. Sometimes it will make you wax. You may also have an eargasm.
Earnal rape may hurt your eardrum and may traumatize you.
by earnally raped October 08, 2013
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