Earnal

Refering to the act of inserting ones penis into the ear canal. Often only possibe with genitally challenged males or individuals with extraordinarily large ear cavities.

Yo fred, that womans got a damn fine earhole. Man i just wanna cram my dick in that waxy crevice

by BeardMasterFlex November 21, 2004

Earnal

Ear sex

Stephen gave grace earnal

by Dinosaurs69 August 22, 2016

earnal rape

Being raped in the ear hole by a large individual. Sometimes it will make you wax. You may also have an eargasm.

Earnal rape may hurt your eardrum and may traumatize you.

by earnally raped October 8, 2013

Ernalicious

Being Attractive and having all the women want you to go to bed with them.

" i havent had a girl in a long time, i wish i was ernalicious"

by sykosis May 24, 2005

Earballs

Another word for ears. Made famous by the animated American TV spy comedy, Archer.

Coined due to ear sounding similar to eye.

"Ow, my earballs!" - Cheryl Tunt, Archer

by thisisanamenowfuckoff January 2, 2012

earal sex

Shoving your cock in the ear and thrusting hard into the ear drum and it will bust cum in the ear drum

I just had earal sex wit yo uncle so suck my ass crack you fuck nigga

by Red_Cum_pussy_fart May 6, 2016

Earnalism

Coined by the Web site Earnalism.com. Earnalism is the concept of things that surround the practice of journalism. From salaries of media members, journalists depicted in movies, television, and general popular culture, and essentially the lifestyle of a journalist.

An Earnalist is someone who studies and/or practices the concepts of Earnalism.

He's really taken up the Earnalism lifestyle now, huh?

by jimbod23 March 28, 2008