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Earnal by Dinosaurs69 August 22, 2016
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earnal rape 

Being raped in the ear hole by a large individual. Sometimes it will make you wax. You may also have an eargasm.
Earnal rape may hurt your eardrum and may traumatize you.
earnal rape by earnally raped October 8, 2013

Ernalicious 

Being Attractive and having all the women want you to go to bed with them.
" i havent had a girl in a long time, i wish i was ernalicious"
Ernalicious by sykosis May 24, 2005

Earballs 

Another word for ears. Made famous by the animated American TV spy comedy, Archer.

Coined due to ear sounding similar to eye.
"Ow, my earballs!" - Cheryl Tunt, Archer
Earballs by thisisanamenowfuckoff January 2, 2012

earal sex 

Shoving your cock in the ear and thrusting hard into the ear drum and it will bust cum in the ear drum
I just had earal sex wit yo uncle so suck my ass crack you fuck nigga

Earnalism 

Coined by the Web site Earnalism.com. Earnalism is the concept of things that surround the practice of journalism. From salaries of media members, journalists depicted in movies, television, and general popular culture, and essentially the lifestyle of a journalist.

An Earnalist is someone who studies and/or practices the concepts of Earnalism.
He's really taken up the Earnalism lifestyle now, huh?
Earnalism by jimbod23 March 28, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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