Earanal

The official medical term for ear sex.

Yo that earanal was lit.

by Portulacaria March 24, 2022

Earnal

Refering to the act of inserting ones penis into the ear canal. Often only possibe with genitally challenged males or individuals with extraordinarily large ear cavities.

Yo fred, that womans got a damn fine earhole. Man i just wanna cram my dick in that waxy crevice

by BeardMasterFlex November 21, 2004

Earnalism

Coined by the Web site Earnalism.com. Earnalism is the concept of things that surround the practice of journalism. From salaries of media members, journalists depicted in movies, television, and general popular culture, and essentially the lifestyle of a journalist.

An Earnalist is someone who studies and/or practices the concepts of Earnalism.

He's really taken up the Earnalism lifestyle now, huh?

by jimbod23 March 28, 2008

Earnalist

A person who practices and/or studies the concept of Earnalism, which is essentially the lifestyle of a journalist in popular culture.

He's really transformed himself into an Earnalist hasn't he?

by jimbod23 March 28, 2008

Earnal

Ear sex

Stephen gave grace earnal

by Dinosaurs69 August 22, 2016

earnalist

Someone who practices and/or studies the concept of Earnalism, the lifestyle of a journalist in popular culture.

"what happened to the hipsters?"
"pish, they all turned into earnalists."
"what's an earnalist?"
"instead of lowrise pants and eyeliner, they wear press hats and suspenders."

by ihazadictionary March 29, 2008

earnal rape

Being raped in the ear hole by a large individual. Sometimes it will make you wax. You may also have an eargasm.

Earnal rape may hurt your eardrum and may traumatize you.

by earnally raped October 8, 2013