Early Man 

A super hero whose special power is to compulsively arrive at the scene of a crime hours befor it happens and then has to pooch around for fukin ages before foiling the criminals.

Stop there criminals.
Yo itz Early Man, how long you been waiting there you cock sucking butt fukker.

Early Man by BJOB O'Brien January 5, 2008

Early Grave Management/ E.G.M 

E.G.M also know as Early Grave Management was Founded By ( kE & bZ ) YOU PLAY YOU LAY it’s that simple I mean it’s right in the name earl-lee gray-ve man-a-ge-ment

- their names are spelled backwards for the slow ones

Aye boy you heard bout E.G.M ya ass bet not get caught lacking on soul on my kids yo grave gon get managed early - some wise old man

Early Grave Management/ E.G.M

Early Grave Management/ E.G.M by Some Wise Old Man June 14, 2022

Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot 

Derived from the Easy-E song 8 Ball, used to describe the ever so fascinating, yet peculiar Earl. Known to frequent some of the darkest dwellings known to man, not even the most valiant knobble savage would dare to perceive.

"Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot?"
"Yeah man, He was one a million"
"That kid is crazy"

Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot by Steve-i Rastafari March 14, 2005

Earl From Dhar Mann 

Ya boi Earl has the ability to make someone realize their mistakes in life within 0.0001 seconds, making them regret everything. He is basically the biggest plot hole in the history of Dhar Mann.

Earl, is the biggest shithead in Dhar Manns videos. Earl From Dhar Mann is a prick.

Earl From Dhar Mann by Featuring Young Ceo October 13, 2019