Eargled

(ərɡəld)
1. To lightly vomit and swallow after a snort of Adderrall - "Sorry, I just eargled"
2. To have been gaslit - "I bought this stereo, thinking it was on sale, but it was broken and full price. I got eargled!"
3. To continue to be gaslit. "You're getting eargled"

"Sorry, I just eargled"
"I bought this stereo, thinking it was on sale, but it was broken and full price. I got eargled!"
"You're getting eargled"

by maghrebirests January 1, 2021

earglesmackingjinglejiver

A sound of absolute pain when doing your best to not cuss in the middle of church, family, or other places where foul language is not allowed.

Mike: *Smashes knee on pew in church*
Mike: "EARGLESMACKINGJINGLEJIVER"

by Lord Mikoda March 18, 2014

Eagled

To blow your load in two strokes (under par)

Simon: Yo bro, how did your night with that skank go?
Matt : Man, I blew my load in like 2 strokes.
Simon: Lmao, that ho got eagled!

by CutMe! January 16, 2015

eargleberry

Ear wax that sticks to and dangles from long ear hair.

Wow, look at that eargleberry hanging from that old dude!!

by bkjb99 November 8, 2014

spread-eagled

When a girl is on her back and has her legs opened very wide

After ripping off her negligee, the intruder tied Christina to the bed spread-eagled and began combing his fingers through her generous love nest, ignoring the girl's protests.

by Barefeet January 19, 2008

D'Eagled

D'Eagled(V): Means to be shot with a D'Eagle, or Desert Eagle, the extremely powerful handgun. Often used in games such as Counter Strike, in which people praise guns they've never even come physically close to.

"D'Eagled from ya six, bitch!"

by Marko November 11, 2004

eargle

A small flaccid penis

he required medical treatment for his eargle

by maghrebirests January 30, 2021