earglesmackingjinglejiver Share definition Flag A sound of absolute pain when doing your best to not cuss in the middle of church, family, or other places where foul language is not allowed. Mike: *Smashes knee on pew in church* Mike: "EARGLESMACKINGJINGLEJIVER" earglesmackingjinglejiver by Lord Mikoda March 18, 2014 Get the earglesmackingjinglejiver mug.