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Double-headed Mutant Eagle
Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.
Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.
In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.
In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.
Double-headed Mutant Eagle by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023
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Young Eagles Program
Experienced pilots take kids up in an Aeoronica plane for about 20 minutes, to 1000'. The kids' names are recorded in the World's Largest logbook in Oshkosh, Wisconsin. Over a Million kids have been given Wonderful rides! Airplane rides are Awesome!
What a Wonderful program the Young Eagles Program is! My kids got to fly with them 2x & my son got to actually Pilot the plane for Over 75% of the time! My kids Love the Young Eagles Program! Airplane rides are Fantastic!
Young Eagles Program by Starchylde September 11, 2016
Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.
Crap Eagle
A crap eagle is a mythical creature embodied by any person or creature who, at the sight or knowledge of anything pure and good, will swoop into the situation and ruin it for everyone.
Crap eagles are generally (though not necessarily) humans, and typically showcase at least one of humanity's flaws, including but not limited to: envy, selfishness, vanity, greed, or sloth.
The easiest way to tell if your time has been attacked by a crap eagle is the overwhelming feeling of disappointment that is typically left in the wake of a crap eagle strike.
Crap eagles are generally (though not necessarily) humans, and typically showcase at least one of humanity's flaws, including but not limited to: envy, selfishness, vanity, greed, or sloth.
The easiest way to tell if your time has been attacked by a crap eagle is the overwhelming feeling of disappointment that is typically left in the wake of a crap eagle strike.
Can you believe that guy who was trying to rig a contest for charity and when his scam didn't pan out, he demanded his money back? I could see that crap eagle flyin' in from a mile away.
Crap Eagle by CJP! December 2, 2009
Comfort eagle
Guy1: Did you know that Bill Gates is the richest person alive?
Guy2: Wow! He must be living Comfort Eagle!
Guy2: Wow! He must be living Comfort Eagle!
Comfort eagle by SOUNNIKOURATHENINJA September 11, 2007
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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