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Final Exams 

A stupid ass test which you spend all your fucking damn time studying for. They are completely useless as hell and can kiss my ass.
Fuck final exams! They are so fucking pointless!
Final Exams by Rebellereign May 21, 2017

Merry ex-mas 

This is the way to jokingly which your ex a happy holiday.
Merry ex-mas, Susie!
Merry ex-mas by I, Wreckerrr November 29, 2020

Exasscracktly 

Shares a meaning with exactly, but often used when someone is "deadass" right.
Her: I'm not hungry.

Him: Are you sure? You can't eat any of my food.

Her: I'm sure.

Her: *eats his food*

Him: Exasscracktly as I suspected.

IB exams 

A period of 3 weeks consisting of exams that test everything the average IB student has forgotten over the 2 year diploma program. The time before and during the exam period usually involves several mental breakdowns, frequent crying fits, a feeling of impending doom, and yet still finding enough time to write an urban-dictionary entry about them.
IB student 1: Hey! how are your IB exams going?
IB student 2: I don't even know anymore... It feels like my brain has been stuffed into an old sock and thrown into a food processor.
IB student 1: Yeah I know what you mean, I had that feeling yesterday. Luckily I only have 7 exams left: 2 today, 3 tomorrow and 1 on monday.
IB student 2: You're so lucky! I have 3 tomorrow as well but I have only revised for one...
IB student 1: Eh whatever wanna go play with that cool probability simulation in the graphing calculator?
IB student 2: Sure
IB exams by IBstudent2 May 9, 2010

Final Exams 

Teacher: Hey Timmy, good luck on your final exams tomorrow!

Timmy: A slow and painful death sounds more fun than taking those 10 pages of hell.
Final Exams by littleredhat March 26, 2016

Regents Exams

Something a McQuaid Jesuit student is unfamiliar with or has never heard of. The object of many jokes when we are done and you are not.
Guy 1: I just got done with exams! Summer feels so sick brah!

Guy 2: Shit i still got Regents Exams

Guy 1: Whats a Regents?