Final Exams

Teacher: Hey Timmy, good luck on your final exams tomorrow!

Timmy: A slow and painful death sounds more fun than taking those 10 pages of hell.
by littleredhat December 16, 2015
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The Glow

1. The glorious complexion of young and beautiful people.

2. A characteristic usually sought out by model scouts in need of a fresh face.
Becky: "Oh my god, that girl has the glow! She looks like an angel."
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ugly

1. A word that everyone runs from, in fear of losing their happiness.

2. A description that upsets everyone but is used by everyone.
Timmy: "What? No! I'm not ugly, I can't be!"

Sara: "Jesus, Timmy. Why is being ugly so bad? It doesn't mean that you can't be happy. It just means that life will be harder for you."

Timmy: "Godammit, Sara. Right again."
by littleredhat December 16, 2015
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