ESPN+ 

ESPN+ memberships are meant to be broken and so are fucking promises.

Jimmy: Of fuck, ESPN+ membership is broken. Oh no nigga.

Bob: Ye no shit you dick head, they’re meant to be broken and shut the fuck up you wanker.

ESPN+ by Kevanoaideno October 25, 2020

live sports, espn+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on espn+! 

The advertisement phrase used during commercial breaks of ESPN+ broadcasts.

Narrator: "Live sports, ESPN+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on ESPN+!"

live sports, espn+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on espn+! by UPFSonic October 21, 2024

ESPN Stat 

A statistic so specific or fitting that it allows mediocre players to be compared to all-time greats. This kind of stat is generally used by ESPN to push a narrative

ESPN: Michael Jordan and Ben Dover are the only players in NBA history to score 27+ points, 12.45+ assists, and exactly 69 rebounds in the month of January when it’s snowing outside.

You: What a bullshit ESPN Stat

ESPN Stat by Rbern18 January 25, 2022

ESPN 8 "the Ocho" 

Bringing you the finest from seldom seen sports from around the world since 1999.

Did you watch the Amateur, Division 1 Curling district champions last night? It was on ESPN 8 "the Ocho"!

ESPN 8 "the Ocho" by Clavefor January 11, 2015

ESPN kid 

One of those sport kids from your high school who wears sweat pants every day. An espn kid leaves his TV on ESPN all day even though its boring and repeats the same shit every ten mins.

"Why does that fucker cool guy everyone and get laid even though he is boring, not funny, and wears nike sweat pants everyday (and/or basketball shorts with tall nike socks and sandals)"?

"Well it's because he's a goddamn blockhead ESPN kid".

ESPN kid by dungeonhustler October 12, 2014

ESPN the ocho

its espn but better. its the ocho!

extreme dodgeball is shown on ESPN the ocho!

ESPN the ocho by Alex Liebson April 10, 2005

ESPNRILF

ESPN Reporter I'd Like to Fuck, includes the ranks of Erin Andrews, Molly Qerim, Rachel Nichols, Michelle Beadle, Michele Tafoya etc. These women typically roam the sidelines at various collegiate and professional sporting events, serving as a sideline reporter during the ESPN television broadcast. Other duties may include covering field reports for daily SportsCenter broadcasts or hosting various in studio shows on the ESPN family of networks.

"Dude I was watching the game last night on ESPN and Erin Andrews was interviewing some lucky asshole player who was totally checking out her rack. I really can't blame him though, she is such a fucking ESPNRILF!!!"

ESPNRILF by Mock Diesel October 20, 2009