Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a
conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come
out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.
- or -
I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs
all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.