Get the EFOSER mug.A person who is a slave to their egos, i.e. someone who is constantly checking Google for references to themselves. A derivative of the verb "to ego surf"
Hey, look, I found another interesting anecdote about my blog online!
Feh ... you're such an egoserf.
Feh ... you're such an egoserf.
by OregonBluejay April 18, 2008
Get the Egoserf mug.Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.
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I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.
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I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.
by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010
Get the eloser mug.A person that wants very badly to be EMO, but is totally not. Therefore they are a wannabe EMO poser. An Emoser if you will.
by Jerickson March 12, 2009
Get the Emoser mug.LL: Rachel is such an emoser.
LLL: Yeah seriously! She even copied that other emo bitch's haircut. How sad.
LLL: Yeah seriously! She even copied that other emo bitch's haircut. How sad.
by Lana Banana June 22, 2005
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Get the eLoser mug.Used to describe an ambiguously-worded statement or contract dat causes someone to "get da raw end of da deal" if he naively follows through on its apparent meaning.
There are so many "too good to be true" offers and proposals floating around da web these days, but they are invariably just elosery deals.
by QuacksO March 19, 2021
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