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A person who is a slave to their egos, i.e. someone who is constantly checking Google for references to themselves. A derivative of the verb "to ego surf"
Hey, look, I found another interesting anecdote about my blog online!

Feh ... you're such an egoserf.
Egoserf by OregonBluejay April 18, 2008
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Noun

1. Someone who spends all their time online.

2. Someone who doesn't have any online presence.
Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.

- or -

I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.
eloser by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010
A person that wants very badly to be EMO, but is totally not. Therefore they are a wannabe EMO poser. An Emoser if you will.
Jayleen is starting to act like an Emoser.
Emoser by Jerickson March 12, 2009
Emo poser. Someone who is so sad that they can't even manage true emodom.
LL: Rachel is such an emoser.
LLL: Yeah seriously! She even copied that other emo bitch's haircut. How sad.
emoser by Lana Banana June 22, 2005
Yo, last night my matches on eLoser were totally wack.
eLoser by KMGinHtown August 10, 2008
Used to describe an ambiguously-worded statement or contract dat causes someone to "get da raw end of da deal" if he naively follows through on its apparent meaning.
There are so many "too good to be true" offers and proposals floating around da web these days, but they are invariably just elosery deals.
elosery by QuacksO March 19, 2021