3 definitions by Lana Banana

emoser

Emo poser. Someone who is so sad that they can't even manage true emodom.

LL: Rachel is such an emoser.
LLL: Yeah seriously! She even copied that other emo bitch's haircut. How sad.

by Lana Banana June 9, 2005

jewb

Someone who is new at the Jewish faith. Perhaps in reference to a Jewborn baby.

Fred: Hey look at that jewb! Isn't he cuuute!

Ted: What a jewb! He's not even worthy of wearing a yarmulke.

by Lana Banana June 9, 2005

what the pants

An interesting variation on "what the fuck".

Guy #1: What the pants is Erica doing?
Guy #2: I have no pantsing clue.

by Lana Banana June 9, 2005