3 definitions by Lana Banana

1
Emo poser. Someone who is so sad that they can't even manage true emodom.
LL: Rachel is such an emoser.
LLL: Yeah seriously! She even copied that other emo bitch's haircut. How sad.
by Lana Banana June 08, 2005
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Someone who is new at the Jewish faith. Perhaps in reference to a Jewborn baby.
Fred: Hey look at that jewb! Isn't he cuuute!

Ted: What a jewb! He's not even worthy of wearing a yarmulke.
by Lana Banana June 08, 2005
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