EDP's

Extreme Doggy Paddlers. A kid, usually very little, who enters a pool in any way and does a rapid thrashing foward stroke, like a dog, in an attempt to reach saftey. A kid who does the doggy paddle very flulently and makes no attempt to do a more efficent stroke to reach saftey, dispite distance; usually because they cant swim. Aslo, they are very stupid beacuse they still enter the water when they cant swim besides their doggy paddle.

Kid 1: Damn son look at all those EDP's, they look like dogs taking it up the ass
Kid 2: Thats my brother man... its his only stoke bedises drowning

by Jeff Breeds July 12, 2007

EDP

Synonomous With Child Predator.

Before the year 2021, He was a youtuber, after which he was caught by Child Predator Hunters, He tried to explain it with him trying to get a cupcake with the fake child he was messaging with.

That guy's looking at that kid strangely, i Hope he's not EDP

by Dctr Ccktr June 03, 2022

Edp

A person who would do anything for a cupcake.

Edp travelled for a long time just to go pick up a cupcake.

by Riven-1 May 07, 2021

EDP

Is a way of calling somebody a Pedophile

Nah you a EDP

by Cool Dog [SE] March 31, 2023

EDP

Emotional Disturbed Person. Used by NYC EMS and NYPD to describe nature of call or diagnosis of patient

I had to cut my blind date short last night, dude turned out to be a total EDP

by bk11214 July 04, 2009

EDP

The character of EDP has been used by the YouTube channel "Meme Zee" in some of its videos, the person being a black and obese adult, with a typically uncomfortable and even frightening stare, always in search of "cupkake". It turned out that this character is used metaphorically to designate a pedophile, or a child molester (or not) in general.

-Hey man, did you watched the latest video from Meme Zee?
-Yeah, EDP is still looking for Cukakes lol

by TheLoyalty May 09, 2022

EDP

Eat Dat Pussy .

‘Can I come over and EDP’

by emptycracker April 20, 2021