EDP's

Extreme Doggy Paddlers. A kid, usually very little, who enters a pool in any way and does a rapid thrashing foward stroke, like a dog, in an attempt to reach saftey. A kid who does the doggy paddle very flulently and makes no attempt to do a more efficent stroke to reach saftey, dispite distance; usually because they cant swim. Aslo, they are very stupid beacuse they still enter the water when they cant swim besides their doggy paddle.
Kid 1: Damn son look at all those EDP's, they look like dogs taking it up the ass
Kid 2: Thats my brother man... its his only stoke bedises drowning
by Jeff Breeds June 15, 2007
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Synonomous With Child Predator.

Before the year 2021, He was a youtuber, after which he was caught by Child Predator Hunters, He tried to explain it with him trying to get a cupcake with the fake child he was messaging with.
That guy's looking at that kid strangely, i Hope he's not EDP
by Dctr Ccktr June 03, 2022
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A person who would do anything for a cupcake.
Edp travelled for a long time just to go pick up a cupcake.
by Riven-1 May 07, 2021
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Is a way of calling somebody a Pedophile
Nah you a EDP
by Cool Dog [SE] March 31, 2023
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Emotional Disturbed Person. Used by NYC EMS and NYPD to describe nature of call or diagnosis of patient
I had to cut my blind date short last night, dude turned out to be a total EDP
by bk11214 July 05, 2009
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The character of EDP has been used by the YouTube channel "Meme Zee" in some of its videos, the person being a black and obese adult, with a typically uncomfortable and even frightening stare, always in search of "cupkake". It turned out that this character is used metaphorically to designate a pedophile, or a child molester (or not) in general.
-Hey man, did you watched the latest video from Meme Zee?
-Yeah, EDP is still looking for Cukakes lol
by TheLoyalty May 09, 2022
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Can I come over and EDP’
by emptycracker April 20, 2021
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