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Extreme Doggy Paddlers. A kid, usually very little, who enters a pool in any way and does a rapid thrashing foward stroke, like a dog, in an attempt to reach saftey. A kid who does the doggy paddle very flulently and makes no attempt to do a more efficent stroke to reach saftey, dispite distance; usually because they cant swim. Aslo, they are very stupid beacuse they still enter the water when they cant swim besides their doggy paddle.
Kid 1: Damn son look at all those EDP's, they look like dogs taking it up the ass
Kid 2: Thats my brother man... its his only stoke bedises drowning
EDP's by Jeff Breeds July 12, 2007
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EDP's cupcake 

Alias used by popular rapper Kanye East in the hit song "Fortnite Balls", revealing that he is in fact EDP's sexual partner.
Originated from drama surrounding competitive eater EDP's sussy choice in cupcake flavour.
"I'm EDP's cupcake, Kim cheated
Laugh my ass off, big cheese
Kim left me, 19$ Fortnite card"
- Kanye East, Fortnite Balls
EDP's cupcake by dude-man69 October 6, 2021
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Edp's Cupcake 

Edp's cupcake is an underage dish which consists of Almost 99% of the mass of the human body is made up of six elements: oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus. Only about 0.85% is composed of another five elements: potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine, and magnesium. And can only cook during the night, Cause ya gotta give yo meat a good ol' rub ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But most importantly Edp's cupcake was very erotic and worth eating atleast once in your life, Make sure there aint no fucking police nearby tho.....
Hey did u taste Edp's cupcake
Yeah, and I got a free trip to the prison
Edp's Cupcake by Murtuza June 6, 2021

EDP STYLE 

When someone that is fat wants to purchase a cupcake, but gets caught filming Hard core Sex,
or wants to sniff little boys buttchecks.
I caught my friend rocking the EDP STYLE without me.
EDP STYLE by Dooki man May 26, 2021
kindergarden level stuff at university
EDPS by Big D February 20, 2003
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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