EDP's

Extreme Doggy Paddlers. A kid, usually very little, who enters a pool in any way and does a rapid thrashing foward stroke, like a dog, in an attempt to reach saftey. A kid who does the doggy paddle very flulently and makes no attempt to do a more efficent stroke to reach saftey, dispite distance; usually because they cant swim. Aslo, they are very stupid beacuse they still enter the water when they cant swim besides their doggy paddle.

Kid 1: Damn son look at all those EDP's, they look like dogs taking it up the ass
Kid 2: Thats my brother man... its his only stoke bedises drowning

by Jeff Breeds July 12, 2007

EDP's cupcake

Alias used by popular rapper Kanye East in the hit song "Fortnite Balls", revealing that he is in fact EDP's sexual partner.
Originated from drama surrounding competitive eater EDP's sussy choice in cupcake flavour.

"I'm EDP's cupcake, Kim cheated
Laugh my ass off, big cheese
Kim left me, 19$ Fortnite card"
- Kanye East, Fortnite Balls

by dude-man69 October 6, 2021

Edp's Cupcake

Edp's cupcake is an underage dish which consists of Almost 99% of the mass of the human body is made up of six elements: oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus. Only about 0.85% is composed of another five elements: potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine, and magnesium. And can only cook during the night, Cause ya gotta give yo meat a good ol' rub ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But most importantly Edp's cupcake was very erotic and worth eating atleast once in your life, Make sure there aint no fucking police nearby tho.....

Hey did u taste Edp's cupcake
Yeah, and I got a free trip to the prison

by Murtuza June 6, 2021

EDP STYLE

When someone that is fat wants to purchase a cupcake, but gets caught filming Hard core Sex,
or wants to sniff little boys buttchecks.

I caught my friend rocking the EDP STYLE without me.

by Dooki man May 26, 2021

EDPS

Extremely Depressing & Pointless Studies

kindergarden level stuff at university

by Big D February 20, 2003