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EAT DIE! 

1. A shortened, ungrammatical version of: "I am so violently pissed that I am going to kill you!"
2. A death threat*.
*Person issuing threat is often too angry or furious to use proper grammar. Usually followed by violent act.
Person 1: "I'm so sorry... are you mad?"
Person 2: "EAT DIE!"
EAT DIE! by JB November 12, 2003
Words you can keep
If someone says something hurtful, say 'eat die', it is the same as saying 'I hate you fuck off.'
Person 1: Ur mum gae
Person 2: No, eat die
eat die by The Urban Cow July 28, 2021

eat shit die 

This is a form of ‘good riddance’. Many people cannot comprehend the severity of this insult.
Will: Hey John fuck you
John: eat shit die
Will: *head explodes*

eat shit and die

The definative definition after twenty years of hearing it used in context: "I command you to eat shit (which is the most putrid experience one can imagine as a living being) and then die (which many view as the most undesirable state of being--curiously worse than eternal torture, unless dying and going to hell are synonymous). It represents an ill feeling toward another where simply eating excrement does not do justice to offense given, nor is dying: both must be experieced to satisfy vengence.
"That mother-fucker just cut me off! Hey you! 'Eat shit and die!'"
eat shit and die by Dr. Kev October 27, 2006

Eat shit and die

The quintessential insult, the godfather of all putdowns, and a drunken sailor's best friend; it leaves no room for reconciliation.

Eating shit is bad enough (can you think of anything worse?) but wishing DEATH upon someone? That is treading in shark infested waters. Be wary, my son; utter these words only in the darkest of hours, when all other aspersions fail you.
You no good, two cent whore! You're just like your mother! Eat shit and die!
Eat shit and die by gimmedatsammich December 5, 2011

Eat Shit and DIE !!! 

Generally used to express anger. Advising the aggravator to ingest fecal matter, then, to cease living.
When the woman cought her husband and sister in bed...
Husband "Honey let me expla..."
Wife interupts "Eat Shit and DIE !!!" as she storms out of the house.

Eat Shit and Die Look 

a look someone gives with you when they have a great deal of hate for you... a way to tell someone to fuck off with out having to say a word
Did you see when my ex boyfriend came in? he gave me a total eat shit and die look

wendy just gave me an eat shit and die look. i didn't do anything to her
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