E.P.O.

Enjoyment Prevention Officer. Usually used to describe a woman that guilts, nags or otherwise prevents her boyfriend/husband from having a good time with his friends.

Bob: "Sorry guys. Gotta leave. Nancy wants to go home now."

Guys: "Aw, Nancy we were just starting to have fun! Why do you have to be such an E.P.O.?"

by AprilRain May 13, 2010

E.P.O.S

Its just acronym for

Expensive Piece Of Shit

Person 1: Hey Did you saw the New S*-Phone 5S
Person 2: Ya, Its Just another E.P.O.S

by IceMan13 September 18, 2014

E.P.O.D

Eat Pussy or Die.
1. A clothing company out of Reno NV.


2. A lifestyle or expectation.

1. I just got a new E.P.O.D hoodie!

2. I really like the new E.P.O.D designs

by EPODGRL March 21, 2009

N-E-W-P-O-R-T

Never Eat Wet Pussy On a Rainy Tuesday

by smokey the bear July 7, 2003

N-E-W-P-O-R-T

Nukkas
Either
Winning
Pimpin
Or
Runnin
Thangs

Say mayne u gotta n-e-w-p-o-r-t

by Thowd July 24, 2008

N-E-W-P-O-R-T

niggas either winning pimpin or running thangs

i only smoke newports.

by PAYASO September 17, 2006

N-E-W-P-O-R-T

Never Eat Wet Pussy Or Rotten Titis

man 1 :Look nicca im to go get some from this gurl iight

man 2 : newport jut remember that nigga

by Deseriya September 17, 2006