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Enjoyment Prevention Officer. Usually used to describe a woman that guilts, nags or otherwise prevents her boyfriend/husband from having a good time with his friends.
Bob: "Sorry guys. Gotta leave. Nancy wants to go home now."

Guys: "Aw, Nancy we were just starting to have fun! Why do you have to be such an E.P.O.?"
E.P.O. by AprilRain May 13, 2010
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Expensive Piece Of Shit
Person 1: Hey Did you saw the New S*-Phone 5S
Person 2: Ya, Its Just another E.P.O.S
E.P.O.S by IceMan13 September 18, 2014
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epod • Epo • mdpope • newports • Empo • pope • B.P.O.E. • G.P.O.E • F.E.O.P • P.E.T.O.P
Eat Pussy or Die.
1. A clothing company out of Reno NV.


2. A lifestyle or expectation.
1. I just got a new E.P.O.D hoodie!

2. I really like the new E.P.O.D designs
E.P.O.D by EPODGRL March 21, 2009

N-E-W-P-O-R-T 

Never Eat Wet Pussy On a Rainy Tuesday

N-E-W-P-O-R-T 

Nukkas
Either
Winning
Pimpin
Or
Runnin
Thangs
Say mayne u gotta n-e-w-p-o-r-t
N-E-W-P-O-R-T by Thowd July 24, 2008

N-E-W-P-O-R-T 

niggas either winning pimpin or running thangs
i only smoke newports.
N-E-W-P-O-R-T by PAYASO September 17, 2006

N-E-W-P-O-R-T 

Never Eat Wet Pussy Or Rotten Titis
man 1 :Look nicca im to go get some from this gurl iight

man 2 : newport jut remember that nigga
N-E-W-P-O-R-T by Deseriya September 17, 2006
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