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omd dat gurl had gt e.n.s!!
e.n.s by jessica davis April 24, 2006

N.E.N.S. 

Negro Eat Negro Sleep- an acronym for the condition that occurs when an African American person becomes lethargic (sleepy) after eating a meal.
I just ate and now I got the N.E.N.S. I'm gonna go take a nap.
N.E.N.S. by ThaliaS April 2, 2007
Acronym meaning N***a Eat , N***a Sleep.

Also know as “The Itis
Thanksgiving gave me a case of the N.E.N.S
N.E.N.S by JakeSpeareanFlow February 2, 2026

Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)

D.E.N.N.I.S System 

The D.E.N.N.I.S. system refers to a fool proof system enabling men to obtain a woman's undying love, accompanied by life love devotion (if the man so desires). The D.E.N.N.I.S. system was made popular by Dennis Reynolds, a fictional character from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The system, although original in name, is similar to "The Effect," which also goes by the separate name "DJGorbeism," popularized by D.J.G. When one engages in "the effect" they are "IN EFFECT."

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nurture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Separate Entirely

The way to win any girl's heart.
Example of the D.E.N.N.I.S System/In Effect

Kalie, "Hey this is some good pizza."
Dennis, "You're the one that is good."
D.E.N.N.I.S System by Anticapital666 November 22, 2009

P.E.N.I.S. 

P.E.N.I.S. - Post Ejaculatory Non-Interest Syndrome.

The post-coital complete lack of interest in the female companion that engulfs the majority of males as soon as their female conquest has brought them to climax
Girl: That was amazing, I love you so much.

(Silence)

Girl: Have you fallen asleep already?

Boy: Nope, just got a bit of P.E.N.I.S. Don't worry about it.
P.E.N.I.S. by dangerrouse August 1, 2010