P.E.N.I.S.

P.E.N.I.S. - Post Ejaculatory Non-Interest Syndrome.

The post-coital complete lack of interest in the female companion that engulfs the majority of males as soon as their female conquest has brought them to climax

Girl: That was amazing, I love you so much.

(Silence)

Girl: Have you fallen asleep already?

Boy: Nope, just got a bit of P.E.N.I.S. Don't worry about it.

by dangerrouse August 1, 2010

P.E.N.I.S.

Slang for a vape. "Portable Electronic Nicotine Inhalation System"

Tim sits at his desk sucking that P.E.N.I.S. all day!

by internetfreerider April 27, 2020

P.E.N.I.S.

Personality, Energy, Neaty, Intelligent, Style

I showed that girl my P.E.N.I.S. and now since we're close, I showed her my penis.

by ithinkyoudiedman August 15, 2008

P.E.N.I.S.

Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhaling System

“Hey bro, let me hit your P.E.N.I.S.”
“Yo, you got your P.E.N.I.S. on you?”
“Lemme smack your P.E.N.I.S. real fast dude”

by Bobby Voyage November 27, 2021

P.E.N.I.S.

Personal electronic nicotine inhalation system. AKA Vape

Do you have a P.E.N.I.S. I can hit.

by Wondering_Child January 3, 2026

P.e.n.i.s

P-Peoples
E-Enterprise of
N-Neutral
I-Irish
S-States

Would you like to join P.E.N.I.S?

John is the Head of P.E.N.I.S

by DJ M May 24, 2006

P.E.N.I.S

Personal electronic nicotine inhalant system

"Bro can i hit you p.e.n.i.s?"
"I can't find my p.e.n.i.s."

by Landon shelley September 15, 2019