E-Moo 

Something your retarded mom says

Mom: I dont like your black eyeliner you look like a E-Moo
Me: Do you mean emo??

E-Moo by daisy95 August 17, 2011

e-mooch 

A frickin' loser who has no friends so he steals other people's facebook/myspace/twitter/blog friends. He'll troll around, commenting on a friend-of-a-friend's blog and then frickin' name-dropping the only friend he has ever had. For example, "Hello blog writer, I'm Jake's friend. You know Jake and I know Jake, so we'll be friends now because I'm too lame to get my own friends. Even online."

Dude, your friend Sam is such an e-mooch. He thinks just cuz I know you and he knows you that he needs to frickin' comment on my blog and friend me on Facebook and myspace and follow me on Twitter. Tell that e-mooch to get his own electronic friends.

e-mooch by PotLickers! February 27, 2009

emooo 

an emotional cow

that cow looks sad... must be an emooo

emooo by gfygdyguygygb July 14, 2009

Emooj 

(Plural: emeej) Small cat that can depict many appearances on several occasions

“The emooj flipped over the car”

Emooj by reflooks May 9, 2022

eMoo 

A pro gamer since 1989. He is very famous among Warcraft 3 Map makers and hackers on USWest, and is among the best. Aboriginals had Dreamtime stories about the legendary eMoo and his amazing adventures. This is who eMoo reincarnated from (but as a caucasian). If you ever meet eMoo, consider yourself lucky. eMoo is generally the best at everything.

Oh my god! That's eMoo hosting Pokemon World 6.2!

eMoo strangled the 5 foot pidgeon and created the ocean.

eMoo by eMoo fan base January 29, 2007

emoooo 

An emo cow or bull.
A cow that likes to cry a lot.

That cow is such an emoooo

emoooo by Nik252 May 30, 2006

emooj cum dildo shart 

yass quinn slayyyy

if an emooj cum dildo sharted how would you feel bestie!?

emooj cum dildo shart by emooj cum May 9, 2022