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that cow looks sad... must be an emooo
emooo by gfygdyguygygb July 14, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
means the same as emo
emo people USUALY take pictures of half there face looking away from the camra. its usualy taken bythemselves and you can see there arm. its eaither taken from the side or from above the top of there head and put it on there myspace and scrible out an area around there boobs so it looks like they scribbled out cleavlidge but there wasnt anythere in the first place

emo people have turned there hairsyle into an akward haircut usualy parted to theside. the guys have now pretty much merged there hair into a backwords mullet with the long bangs covering there face and a shortish cut in the back

ehh these are the steryotypes of emos
if you see one look horibly deep in there eyes...they probly wont/cant look into yours do to there insecurities about themselves
"i wish my grass was emooo so it cut itself"
emooo by pulpy fiction July 16, 2006

Emboozlement 

When you steal alcohol from a company function for personal use.
Jack: "Hey - did you see the caterer abandon his bar? I'm going to steal a few of those wine bottles for later."

Jill: "Are you crazy! That's emboozlement!"
Emboozlement by Peppery Pisces August 2, 2008
(Plural: emeej) Small cat that can depict many appearances on several occasions
“The emooj flipped over the car”
Emooj by reflooks May 9, 2022

emosogynist 

A word coined by blog Jezebel in 2007 describing a man who comes across as feminist due to his sensitive, emo demeanor but who is in fact emotionally immature and adheres to unrealistic fantasies of women. Because he doesn't participate equally in relationships with real women he is woman-hating, therefore emosogynist.
Zach Braff is the classic example of a celebrity emosogynist.

In usage:
"He said he was breaking up with me because he couldn't give me the love I deserved."
"God, what an emosogynist."
emosogynist by sheistolerable December 14, 2007

Emhoolah 

"Kills the Enemy" or "Man Killer." Comes from the Arapaho Aim-Hodl-Ah. Represents a prestigious Kiowa background and familial lineage, backed by warriors with the same name of the aforementioned term. Originally unable to be said in it's true form therefore white-washed to "Emhoolah."
Don't fuck with him, he's an Emhoolah.
Emhoolah by Anonymous Koy-geah September 9, 2010

emoloaica 

young "emo" girl from romania
not actually emo but rather hot
Andrei: mama ce as vrea sa fiu impreuna cu o emoloaica
Sebi: ai si tu 2 lei sa imi dai?
emoloaica by vanator.de.buci May 24, 2023
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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