E-Card

Also known as an Electronic Card. E cards are sent through any form of online communication or mobile device. They can say anything from happy birthday to merry Christmas.
This card also lets the receiver know how insignificant they are in this world. An E card is basically A big FUCK YOU to receiver. Do yourself a favor and dont send e cards to people.

My parents just sent me and E-Card man, they hate me. Fuck my life

E-Card by hai5now December 24, 2009

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E-Card

The censored version of the term "retard" in the television release of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

SCOTT: Sorry, what are we doing?

STEPHEN STILLS: I told you like fifty times!

KIM PINE: We're going to this party, e-card.

E-Card by CeteraPerry May 25, 2020

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V.E.-card

when someone still hold there "V.E. card",or "virgin ears card" mean they haven't been exposed to what some people call " bad things", such as bad language, sexual reference, drug related content.

teen: "Dude i totally had my frist blowjob yesterday!!"
friend: "uhhhh thats cool??? dude? whats a blowjob??"
teen: " your kidding? right?
friend: "no"
teen: "hahahahahah you still hold your V.E.-card!! hahahah"

V.E.-card by waffleboy May 28, 2011

Pops/Cardi E

A name given to Eduardo Lara, the most loving, kind hearted, patient, passionate, non selfish, enthusiastic person in the world.

“I love you Pops/Cardi E”

Pops/Cardi E by ayyee adrian October 22, 2022

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Free Funny Birthday eCards

funny birthday cards can be a way to promote a culture of gratitude within the office using sendwishonline. By acknowledging the birthdays of colleagues, it can create a culture of gratitude, where employees are encouraged to appreciate each other and express gratitude for their contributions. Acknowledging the personal lives of employees and sending birthday cards, it shows that the company values work-life balance.

Free Funny Birthday ecards can be a way to promote a culture of gratitude within the office using sendwishonline. By acknowledging the birthdays of colleagues, it can create a culture of gratitude, where employees are encouraged to appreciate each other and express gratitude for their contributions. Acknowledging the personal lives of employees and sending birthday cards, it shows that the company values work-life balance.

Free Funny Birthday eCards by Funny Birthday Cards July 2, 2023

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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