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Also known as an Electronic Card. E cards are sent through any form of online communication or mobile device. They can say anything from happy birthday to merry Christmas.
This card also lets the receiver know how insignificant they are in this world. An E card is basically A big FUCK YOU to receiver. Do yourself a favor and dont send e cards to people.
My parents just sent me and E-Card man, they hate me. Fuck my life
E-Card by hai5now December 24, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
The censored version of the term "retard" in the television release of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
SCOTT: Sorry, what are we doing?

STEPHEN STILLS: I told you like fifty times!

KIM PINE: We're going to this party, e-card.
E-Card by CeteraPerry May 25, 2020
Related Words

V.E.-card 

when someone still hold there "V.E. card",or "virgin ears card" mean they haven't been exposed to what some people call " bad things", such as bad language, sexual reference, drug related content.
teen: "Dude i totally had my frist blowjob yesterday!!"
friend: "uhhhh thats cool??? dude? whats a blowjob??"
teen: " your kidding? right?
friend: "no"
teen: "hahahahahah you still hold your V.E.-card!! hahahah"
V.E.-card by waffleboy May 28, 2011

Pops/Cardi E 

A name given to Eduardo Lara, the most loving, kind hearted, patient, passionate, non selfish, enthusiastic person in the world.
I love you Pops/Cardi E
Pops/Cardi E by ayyee adrian October 22, 2022

Free Funny Birthday eCards 

funny birthday cards can be a way to promote a culture of gratitude within the office using sendwishonline. By acknowledging the birthdays of colleagues, it can create a culture of gratitude, where employees are encouraged to appreciate each other and express gratitude for their contributions. Acknowledging the personal lives of employees and sending birthday cards, it shows that the company values work-life balance.
Free Funny Birthday ecards can be a way to promote a culture of gratitude within the office using sendwishonline. By acknowledging the birthdays of colleagues, it can create a culture of gratitude, where employees are encouraged to appreciate each other and express gratitude for their contributions. Acknowledging the personal lives of employees and sending birthday cards, it shows that the company values work-life balance.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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