Definitions by CeteraPerry

E-Card 

The censored version of the term "retard" in the television release of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

SCOTT: Sorry, what are we doing?

STEPHEN STILLS: I told you like fifty times!

KIM PINE: We're going to this party, e-card.

E-Card by CeteraPerry May 25, 2020

Vlil 

When you try to type lol but fuck up

I tried and failed vlil. What is vlil? I meant lol

Vlil by CeteraPerry February 25, 2020

November 15 

The day you are allowed ,under any circumstance, to pick up your tallest friend and throw them into the school vending machine

Me: Yo Dan, it’s November 15th
Dan: shit

November 15 by CeteraPerry November 11, 2019

November 12 

The day you force your friend to ask out their crush.

Me: Yo Tre it's November 12.
Tre: shit
Me: Do it

November 12 by CeteraPerry November 7, 2019

Kelleigh 

The coolest girl you'll ever meet. She likes some of the more obscure things you do and is always there for you.

Yo bro, I came out to Kelleigh, and she accepts me for who I am!

Kelleigh by CeteraPerry November 7, 2019

December 26 

People born on this day are hopeless romantics. They love somebody but are too afraid to tell them because it would ruin their relationship.

Also all holiday shit goes on sale on that day too.

Goddammit I don't care if you were born on December 26, grow a pair and ask her out!

December 26 by CeteraPerry November 7, 2019