noun
Molecules of human feces, often accompanied by farticles. Sometimes inhaled in evaporated form when entering a recently used restroom, these microscopic remnants of shit can be found on almost any household or office surface, including door handles, faucets, refrigerators, pen caps and keyboards.
Guys, I can still smell Ron's doodicules in the bathroom after he blew ass.
The act of seducing the girl in a crowd who is sporting the largest breasts.
Bob- hey man watch me dodich that girl after I strut my stuff on over to her table.
Conner- ah man that's a set of hooters she's sporting I wish I could dodich her it would be better than just staring at em from afar.