Dymp

The act of flexing other muscles for at 60 seconds to make unexpected wood go limp.

Random friend comment: Did you know if you have random wood, flexing any muscle for at least 60 seconds will make it go away/limp?
Me 2 hours later (random wood, so I try to test the statement out and then, BAM): OMG it actually works
*friend shows up*
Friend: What are you doing dude?
Me: I'm tryna dymp my wood, what you said actually works.

by JinxDunOut'ere December 8, 2018

Dymph

A sweet, nice and handsome girl.
Sometimes she's a bit crazy.

Oh look, that's Dymph. Damn she's looking good today!

by Littlemonkeyx September 22, 2013

Dymphywthym

A word with no vowels

Eg. Rhythm is Dymphywthym

by Dymphywthym May 8, 2023

Dymph

Girl who dates a Spaniard

Dymph is dating Juan, a Spaniard.

by Steakk November 23, 2010

Dymphna Loki

Small elf like woman with a mighty slap.

The Dymphna Loki Likes pie

by matthew barkworth March 12, 2008

Dympna

A middle aged woman who lives alone. Dates squinty eyed men with hairy balls, and has sex till the midnight hour. Her boyfriend commonly know in the urban field guide as: The Dennis (search dennis,) is a sex addict, with grey locks. She loves to flaunt her (according to dennis 'great') boobs, wearing gandhi dresses. She also wears shower caps, that Dennis scoffs, saying: "Baby, how do you expect me to find you sexy in that?"t
She loves to curse repeatedly at her nieces and nephews.

Dennis: Man, Baby you're a real dympna!

by canala doose March 29, 2008

Dymphna

A person who is extraordinarily good at making tea for her brothers, and basically worships the ground they walk on. She is often a motherlike figure and can sometimes be referred to as 'little-mummy.' She enjoys baked beans, but only in batches of 'about 19.'

Brother 1 sings: 'Dym - ph - na ARE YOU THERE?'
Brother 2 sings a semitone higher 'Dym - ph - na ARE YOU THERE?'
etc. until Dymphna makes them both a cup of tea and brings them any food they might desire and after they have got up changes their beds for them.

by Ottorino Charles Resphigi February 8, 2010