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The act of flexing other muscles for at 60 seconds to make unexpected wood go limp.
Random friend comment: Did you know if you have random wood, flexing any muscle for at least 60 seconds will make it go away/limp?
Me 2 hours later (random wood, so I try to test the statement out and then, BAM): OMG it actually works
*friend shows up*
Friend: What are you doing dude?
Me: I'm tryna dymp my wood, what you said actually works.
Dymp by JinxDunOut'ere December 8, 2018
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A sweet, nice and handsome girl.
Sometimes she's a bit crazy.
Oh look, that's Dymph. Damn she's looking good today!
Dymph by Littlemonkeyx September 22, 2013
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Dymphywthym 

A word with no vowels
Eg. Rhythm is Dymphywthym
Dymphywthym by Dymphywthym May 8, 2023
Dymph is dating Juan, a Spaniard.
Dymph by Steakk November 23, 2010

Dymphna Loki 

Small elf like woman with a mighty slap.
A middle aged woman who lives alone. Dates squinty eyed men with hairy balls, and has sex till the midnight hour. Her boyfriend commonly know in the urban field guide as: The Dennis (search dennis,) is a sex addict, with grey locks. She loves to flaunt her (according to dennis 'great') boobs, wearing gandhi dresses. She also wears shower caps, that Dennis scoffs, saying: "Baby, how do you expect me to find you sexy in that?"t
She loves to curse repeatedly at her nieces and nephews.
Dennis: Man, Baby you're a real dympna!
Dympna by canala doose March 29, 2008
A person who is extraordinarily good at making tea for her brothers, and basically worships the ground they walk on. She is often a motherlike figure and can sometimes be referred to as 'little-mummy.' She enjoys baked beans, but only in batches of 'about 19.'
Brother 1 sings: 'Dym - ph - na ARE YOU THERE?'
Brother 2 sings a semitone higher 'Dym - ph - na ARE YOU THERE?'
etc. until Dymphna makes them both a cup of tea and brings them any food they might desire and after they have got up changes their beds for them.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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