Dympna 

A middle aged woman who lives alone. Dates squinty eyed men with hairy balls, and has sex till the midnight hour. Her boyfriend commonly know in the urban field guide as: The Dennis (search dennis,) is a sex addict, with grey locks. She loves to flaunt her (according to dennis 'great') boobs, wearing gandhi dresses. She also wears shower caps, that Dennis scoffs, saying: "Baby, how do you expect me to find you sexy in that?"t
She loves to curse repeatedly at her nieces and nephews.

Dennis: Man, Baby you're a real dympna!

Dympna by canala doose March 29, 2008

dumpnap

duhmp nap
verb, dumpnapped, dumpnap•ping, noun

a brief period of sleep on the toilet whilst taking a dump, commonly one taken during the daytime (usually occurs during extreme states of tiredness and/or drunkenness): I dumpnapped the afternoon away.

man 1: "Hey, what're you doing for lunch today??"
man 2: "I was gonna take a dumpnap"
man 1: "AH! Gotcha. That's cool, I'll just catch up with you later then"

dumpnap by Ra! July 21, 2011

Dymonae 

She's a bad girl. She don't take nobody's shit. She's amazingly beautiful. Very funny and smart. She will be somebody famous:)

Dymonae is an amazing, trustworthy, bad girl. She may have a attitude but she's still beautiful.

Dymonae by Dymonae July 25, 2014

Dymphna Loki 

Small elf like woman with a mighty slap.

The Dymphna Loki Likes pie

Dymphna Loki by matthew barkworth March 12, 2008

Dymphna 

A person who is extraordinarily good at making tea for her brothers, and basically worships the ground they walk on. She is often a motherlike figure and can sometimes be referred to as 'little-mummy.' She enjoys baked beans, but only in batches of 'about 19.'

Brother 1 sings: 'Dym - ph - na ARE YOU THERE?'
Brother 2 sings a semitone higher 'Dym - ph - na ARE YOU THERE?'
etc. until Dymphna makes them both a cup of tea and brings them any food they might desire and after they have got up changes their beds for them.

Dymphna by Ottorino Charles Resphigi February 8, 2010

Dumpnado 

When your diarrhea is so loose, it makes a poop tornado in the bowl when you flush.

I just left an F5 dumpnado in the taco bell bathroom.

Dumpnado by Lofi26 September 11, 2016