Dymphna

A person who is extraordinarily good at making tea for her brothers, and basically worships the ground they walk on. She is often a motherlike figure and can sometimes be referred to as 'little-mummy.' She enjoys baked beans, but only in batches of 'about 19.'

Brother 1 sings: 'Dym - ph - na ARE YOU THERE?'
Brother 2 sings a semitone higher 'Dym - ph - na ARE YOU THERE?'
etc. until Dymphna makes them both a cup of tea and brings them any food they might desire and after they have got up changes their beds for them.

by Ottorino Charles Resphigi February 8, 2010

Dymphna Loki

Small elf like woman with a mighty slap.

The Dymphna Loki Likes pie

by matthew barkworth March 12, 2008

Dympna

A middle aged woman who lives alone. Dates squinty eyed men with hairy balls, and has sex till the midnight hour. Her boyfriend commonly know in the urban field guide as: The Dennis (search dennis,) is a sex addict, with grey locks. She loves to flaunt her (according to dennis 'great') boobs, wearing gandhi dresses. She also wears shower caps, that Dennis scoffs, saying: "Baby, how do you expect me to find you sexy in that?"t
She loves to curse repeatedly at her nieces and nephews.

Dennis: Man, Baby you're a real dympna!

by canala doose March 29, 2008

dymphny

One of the rarest names you'll ever hear

Person 1: "Hey, do you know Dymphny?"
2: "What's that?"
1: "No man, not what, who.

by anusbananus June 11, 2017