Dweebsauce: 1) Describes a person who is madly in love with iced cappuccinos.
2) Loves to spend their day wrapped in their blanket until 3PM, and then wants to stay up until 3AM complaining about how much studying they have to do.
3) Wants a pet rabbit but can't even pick up after themselves
A cigarette; thus named because of the fact that they do nothing but slowly kill you, and are for dweebs who are too pussy to smoke anything that gets you high.