Dutch curtain 

This is a very useful trick for travellers wanting to have sex in shared dorms in hostels.

It is called 'the Dutch curtain' and involves taking one or two of the sheets off your bed, tucking the sides under the mattress above your bunk and creating a curtain of isolation for you and your girl.

The Dutch curtain allows you to have the semblance of privacy and will help you put your girl at ease, it will also ward off other travellers so you can get your freak on.

Hey Bjorn, looks like Jarpi is getting it on with that slutty Italian girl

What makes you think that?

Look, he has a Dutch curtain around his bunk

Oh, well lets come back in half an hour so we don't have to listen to them

Dutch curtain by Way of the player June 16, 2011

Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain 

A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.

Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?

Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain by GermanPizzaEater January 9, 2023

dutch curtains 

When you shit on your partners face. And whipe their face away as if drawing the curtains.

Gorge said to Martha as they where going to bed. After we fornicate don't forget your Dutch curtains .

dutch curtains by Popular culture May 2, 2015