Dutch Stove 

The act of farting on top of the doona covers instead of under them.

"Me and the gal were cuddling watching TV until she smelt what was on the Dutch Stove.

Dutch Stove by Calv-Dawg May 15, 2013

dutch stovepipe 

The act of farting in a Snuggie and putting the sleeve in someone's face for them to smell it.

Jimmy just farted in his snuggie and gave his wife a Dutch Stovepipe.

dutch stovepipe by chefjiz October 1, 2009

dutch stovetop 

the act of farting in someone's face when receiving a rim job.

John got a dutch stovetop when he was eating Sam's ass last night. He sure got a noseful!

dutch stovetop by soxpup November 14, 2007

Dutch Shovel 

Oh, you wish you knew...

"Bro, I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night"
"All the way to step 17?"
"Further"
"Damn"

Dutch Shovel by OuterSpaceEllis October 2, 2017

dutch shovel 

A very complicated multi-step sexual act involving the third stall in a Walmart bathroom. There are over 100 steps, including literally dying and going to hell as well as complete anal prolapse, and giving away both of your kidneys.

"Sam and I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night."
"All the way to step 17?"
"You know it dude!"
"Damn!"

dutch shovel by OuterSpaceEllis October 2, 2017

tongue shovel her stink ditch 

The action of using one's tongue to root around in a smelly anus. The tongue usually accumulates butt fucking residue left behind from rigerous anal sex.

Dude, you tongue shovel her stink ditch after dippin in her basement last nite.

tongue shovel her stink ditch by Rusty McShakelfuckerd December 30, 2007

Tongue shoveling the fuck ditch 

going down on OR eating out a bitch, or as some ignorant individuals call them, a female.

Yo man, my jaw is fuckin' SORE from tongue shoveling the FUCK ditch all night!!!

Tongue shoveling the fuck ditch by hella_bull March 29, 2007