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Dutch rider 

The action of grabbing your dick then having a partener/friend grabbing your arm and jerking you off.

See also: Double Dutch rider
Dude, check it out! We can do a dutch rider without being gay! We're not touching dicks, other than our own.
Dutch rider by OlivaHessum April 1, 2009
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Dutch Rider 

It's when you grab your penis, and then you have someone else work you arm. It's like someone else striking you off.
I'm gonna give you dutch rider, grab your dick and then I will work your arm.
Dutch Rider by Faddah January 19, 2009

dutch rider 

A person who is too cheap to drive their own vehicle.
"I am tired of taking Ed to work, he is such a dutch rider!"

person 1 " Hey can I get a ride to the party?"
person 2 " No take your own car, quit being a dutch rider."
dutch rider by jaxin January 27, 2007

double dutch rider 

The act of grabbing your penis and having a partner grab his own penis. Then you grab your partners arm with your unoccupied hand and moving it in an up and down motion (jerking him off) while he does the same to you.
That double dutch rider last night was fucking awesome!

dutch ghost ride 

The act of holding your own arm while masturbating and laying flat suspended between two moving vehicles and ejaculating into a vortex. Its dangerous but they did it in Twister.
Benjamin Button dutch ghost ride the fuck out of that vortex and turned back into a man-child. In other words, his dick got smaller.
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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