this can be done by anyone as long as it involves two people, u start by inserting the index finger into the bumhole, work in your middle finger and so on with the ring and little finger, then the thumb gets involved, so u have to pyramid your hand to get the thumb in, once in the hand has to be forced past the threshold and once inside a fist is to be made, once your fist is form and turned into uppercut position, this is your apple, then with your other arm wrap it around their waist and pick them up, then thrust them with your apple untill they scream, what makes this dutch is u have a schmoke and a pancake afterwards

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dutch apple by harris87 February 22, 2011

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Dutch Apple

To fart in someone's face while they're teabagging you.

He's such a nasty guy. He actually Dutch appled me while I was going down on him!

Dutch Apple by Gdawg15 July 7, 2015

Dutch Apple Pie

When your doing your bitch from behind, pull out a red shiny apple and donkey punch your bitch, once your bitch is knocked unconscious you fart in her mouth, then throw the rest of the apple at her vagina.

Dude, Alex, i totally Dutch Apple Pied my bitch last night!

Dutch Apple Pie by zak allen January 2, 2010

dutch apple treat

When you bend a girl into the pile-driver position and put one ball in her ass and the other in her vagina. Then pop them both out.

I could finish the dutch apple treat because one of my balls got stuck.

dutch apple treat by Chris Steezy September 22, 2007

Dutch Apple Crisp

The act of filling a condom full of apples, Carmel and human feces. Then putting the condom in the freezer for that slight chill.

Judge: "Did you or did you not beat the neighbors dog with a Dutch Apple Crisp?".

Dutch Apple Crisp by The Dutch King 39384 August 8, 2016

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

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