Dutch Apple
A sexual act, when a lover farts in another lovers mouth while ejaculating on their chest. Also know as the Dutch Apple mustache ride
Dutch Apple by Dr JBR February 6, 2010
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dutch apple
this can be done by anyone as long as it involves two people, u start by inserting the index finger into the bumhole, work in your middle finger and so on with the ring and little finger, then the thumb gets involved, so u have to pyramid your hand to get the thumb in, once in the hand has to be forced past the threshold and once inside a fist is to be made, once your fist is form and turned into uppercut position, this is your apple, then with your other arm wrap it around their waist and pick them up, then thrust them with your apple untill they scream, what makes this dutch is u have a schmoke and a pancake afterwards
dutch apple by harris87 February 22, 2011
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Dutch Apple Pie
When your doing your bitch from behind, pull out a red shiny apple and donkey punch your bitch, once your bitch is knocked unconscious you fart in her mouth, then throw the rest of the apple at her vagina.
Dutch Apple Pie by zak allen January 2, 2010
dutch apple treat
When you bend a girl into the pile-driver position and put one ball in her ass and the other in her vagina. Then pop them both out.
dutch apple treat by Chris Steezy September 22, 2007
Dutch Apple Crisp
The act of filling a condom full of apples, Carmel and human feces. Then putting the condom in the freezer for that slight chill.
Dutch Apple Crisp by The Dutch King 39384 August 8, 2016
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