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Durtay Painus
A hilarious way to say 'dirty penis'. Use it in video games very repetitively to make a person, who is criticizing everyone on their team or something else that is extrememly annoying and uncalled for, angry to the point that they would shit themselves.
Person: COME ON GUYS U R FUCKING SUCKING! IM THE ONLY ONE FUCKING HERE THAT ISN'T SHOVING THEIR CONTROLLER UP THEIR ASS!
You: Wat I I I can't understand you. U have a very durtay durtay painus in your mouth.
Person: Wait WHAT????
You: I said you have a very durtay painus in your mouth
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP KID!
You: You have take that durtay durtay painus out of your mouth. I cant understand you.
Person: ILL FUCKING RAPE YOUR HEAD OFF YOU SHIT FACED LITTLE FUCKER!!!!
You: Now what you have to do is take that durtay durtay painus right out of your mouth.
You: Wat I I I can't understand you. U have a very durtay durtay painus in your mouth.
Person: Wait WHAT????
You: I said you have a very durtay painus in your mouth
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP KID!
You: You have take that durtay durtay painus out of your mouth. I cant understand you.
Person: ILL FUCKING RAPE YOUR HEAD OFF YOU SHIT FACED LITTLE FUCKER!!!!
You: Now what you have to do is take that durtay durtay painus right out of your mouth.
Durtay Painus by An Observant Listener September 1, 2009
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durtain
The "V" shaped skin on the underneath side of a circumcised penis that resembles the curtains of a window.
durtain by joeurbandictionary July 2, 2008
Duttayy
Duttayy is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. She is loving and supporting. She will always be there for you no matter what. She is down to always be by your side and protect you. She is so amazing that she will make you think you don't deserve her. But in reality no one deserves her because she is simply that amazing. She is always willing to make you laugh and smile. But at the same time she is dangerous and can kill you with her dick. She is also kinky af but you will love it. Duttayy is simply so amazing and I love her so much. I don't deserve her at all. She deserves the whole galaxy and every damn star in it. Duttayy is one of a life time. All the people in the world and I ad the privilege to meet you. I love you and I am always here for you.
Duttayy by JaiTheHungryAlien December 14, 2018
Durty Durgan
Someone who goes out and tries to wrangle as much random snooch as possible and then shove his wang into her yo yo smuggler just days later without any thought of his own well being.
Durty Durgan: "Hey girl, why are you staring at me" Girl: "I dont know, your cute." "Thanks wanna fuck"
Durty Durgan by Snooch Wrangler May 26, 2009
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