Durps

retards who think they can play sports

Man, look at those durps, thinking they can woop us.

by jon8908 June 16, 2011

Durp Durp

1. One of the many sounds that retards make.

2. The sound you might make when imitating someone that just did something retarded (see #1).

3. What you might call someone that just did something really stupid.

*Joe and Tom play some random FPS, split-screen*

*Tom throws a grenade at his own feet, killing himself*

(#2) Joe: Durp Durp! Look at you trying to run, good job retard.

-OR-

(#3) Joe: Tom, you are such a friggin' Durp Durp...

by joes_pizza April 3, 2009

durp

a durp is something you say if you dont have anything else to say

AUDIENCE: "Bush, what are your views on the war?"
BUSH: "durp"

by Kayristan October 12, 2005

durp

A word referring to someone who is stupid. Stupid in a naive, klutzy way. Word originates from sound effects that accompany sluggish, dopey activity, "durp a durp a durp."

If you are lifting your coffee cup to your mouth, as you awkwardly say 'hello' to your co-worker, and accidentally splash your face... you're a durp.

Related words: derp, durpadurp.

Synonyms: stupid, dopey, naive, clueless, clumsy, klutz, awkward, innocent, god's child.

Antonyms: aggressive, sharp, smart, brilliant, clever.

by LitMajor July 23, 2012

Durp Durp

When someone completely fucks up, so mas say this, imitating a retarded personn

"You come home and see your friend missing a hand, and next to him is a cheese-grater. On the other side of him is a pile of shredded flesh. You may then say 'Nice job, DURP DURP!' "

by Caelocanth March 22, 2010

Durp

The incorrect spelling of "derp".

Kid 1: OMG WHAT A DURP
Kid 2: It's not durp, it's derp. You're a derp.

by Derpasaurusrex November 6, 2010

durp

A word created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, some time ago starting around the time of cannibal the musical. it is a term of saying something along the lines of "oh shit i am fucking retarded". More people might recognize it the word with the character Mr. Durp whom replaced Chef, and when he would say something stupid would hit himself in the head with a fucking hammer.

"If you loved Chef you'll love Mr. Durp *Whack* 'DURP'".

by Betoman November 13, 2007