durpee

When you are fisting a wild animal or anything wearing nothing more then fur boots and a gas mask.

I totally durpee'd that cat lastnight.

by Oprah6969696 November 5, 2010

Durpee

indian pronunciation of slurpee.

"I saw that Indian working the 711 counter and I asked him for a slurpee..he said 'WHUT!? A DURPEE?' and I said Yeah, a slurpee"

by lulzpawp May 30, 2009

Durpee

a combination of a slurpee and alcohol, preferably something tastey and delitious. also ben's beverage of choice while he casually walk around the copmmons and gazes out the window...
or of your heater, its a slurpee made from retarted people (gross heather)

Look guys, Ben has another Durpee!!!!
Dude, i want ben's durpee
After a hard day at work or school, my beverage of choice...is a Durpee brad Durpee

by MGDizzleDawg December 24, 2006

Slurpee Durpee

To perform fellatio, i.e. suck dick.

Let me slurpee durpee you.

I wish I could slurpee durpee myself.

I bet they're doing slurpee durpee over there.

by SlurpeeDurpeeKing November 27, 2012