durpee 

When you are fisting a wild animal or anything wearing nothing more then fur boots and a gas mask.

I totally durpee'd that cat lastnight.

durpee by Oprah6969696 November 6, 2010

Durpee 

indian pronunciation of slurpee.

"I saw that Indian working the 711 counter and I asked him for a slurpee..he said 'WHUT!? A DURPEE?' and I said Yeah, a slurpee"

Durpee by lulzpawp May 30, 2009

Durpee 

a combination of a slurpee and alcohol, preferably something tastey and delitious. also ben's beverage of choice while he casually walk around the copmmons and gazes out the window...
or of your heater, its a slurpee made from retarted people (gross heather)

Look guys, Ben has another Durpee!!!!
Dude, i want ben's durpee
After a hard day at work or school, my beverage of choice...is a Durpee brad Durpee

Durpee by MGDizzleDawg January 30, 2007

Slurpee Durpee 

To perform fellatio, i.e. suck dick.

Let me slurpee durpee you.

I wish I could slurpee durpee myself.

I bet they're doing slurpee durpee over there.

Slurpee Durpee by SlurpeeDurpeeKing November 29, 2012

Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb 

Rob Schneider's latest comedy vehicle.

Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp, da teedily dumb. From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13.

Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb by Timmaw August 10, 2006

dumper/dumpee

dumper- one who dumps their partner in a break-up

dumpee- one who gets dumped by their partner in a break-up

dumper/dumpee: The bad news about being the dumper is that you need to be certain it's over before pulling the plug / As the dumpee, you get lots of attention and have every excuse to feel sorry for yourself.

dumper/dumpee by btman November 13, 2013

Durpree 

An idiot, who is a pushover, a drag along, and tries to copy you in all ways, yet fails as he/she gets ignored by everyone else. Being Durpried means getting humiliated and ignored, to the extent where the person is suicidal (not that anyone cares about a durpree's life anyway).

Example 1: Hey, dont you fucking durpree me! I am an important person!

Example 2: No man, that guys a complete DURPREE! he just epicly fails at trying to imitate Steven Seagal.

Example 3: Nooo! Im a durpree! :(

Durpree by Gamerofthegame June 15, 2011