Duntist 

Duntist, the combination of dumb and cunt. This is used to describe someone who is a dumb-cunt in their occupation.

Duntist, also used to describe any occupation that has ‘tist’ at the end of it. Used in a playful manner that describes dumb-cunts who are amateurs and don’t take work seriously.

Friend 1, “That Dentist ruined my teeth!”
Friend 2, “Sorry to hear that mate, they’re a dumb cunt!”
Friend 1, “yeah he is a Duntist!”

Friend 1, “Hey, I am starting an art page, but I am not a professional”

Friend 2, “wow that’s really cool”

Friend 1, “yes I am not an artist, I am a Duntist!”

Duntist by Alonelygrape September 4, 2023

Dentist 

A fucked up doctor who stabs you in the mouth with needles and drills

Kid: My teeth hurt
Mom: You're gonna go to the dentist this Friday
Kid: NO!

Dentist by Fuckedous October 14, 2016

Dentist Questions 

Boring, stupid, politically correct questions asked by dentists everywhere while they have their fingers in your mouth.

Bob: We're been having nice weather lately, eh? How's school been going?

Janice: Shut up with the Dentist Questions, Bob, you sound like a prick.

Dentist Questions by wt7 September 26, 2010

trip to the dentist 

Spitting in someones drink.(Season 1 Veronica Mars)

Dont piss off the waiter otherwise he may give you a trip to the dentist.

trip to the dentist by copper November 14, 2005

The Tenth Dentist 

Someone who disagrees with something that is widely accepted by others, seemingly for no reason. The word comes from toothpaste advertisements, which often claim that "Nine out of ten dentists" recommend using their brand of toothpaste.

Mark: "I was making plans with the boys, but Adam kept arguing about all of our plans even though everyone else was on board."

Craig: "Man, the tenth dentist really had to go and ruin the fun for everyone, huh?"

The Tenth Dentist by dKoschei August 15, 2019

Dentist's High 

The time period, usually a week to a month, after a dentist's appointment where you actually brush your teeth three times a day, floss, and use mouthwash. After this time period, one goes back to their old ways of dental hygiene.

I was on a dentist's high, but then I went back to my usual tooth brushing schedule

Dentist's High by EthanO May 7, 2011

Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome 

The fear that always creeps into your mind while sitting in the lobby of the dentist's office, even though you know it's just the dentist and you're being stupid and panicking about nothing. Many people try to calm this syndrome by reading one of the magazines or books in the lobby, but usually this just makes things worse.

(In the Dentist's Office)
Bob: (reaches for lobby magazine and starts reading)
Tracy: Gosh Bob, I've never seen someone look so nervous reading a magazine before! What's wrong?
Bob: Uhhhh it's nothing, really.
Tracy: Bob, don't tell me you still have Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome!! I thought you were over that years ago!!
Bob: Ahhh stop it!! I can't control it!!(Breaks out in hysterical crying)

Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome by Dr. Philbern June 29, 2011