Dinowilliam'
s Disease is a non-contagious disease that occurs when someone is "
whipped without having a female lover", as quoted by Prof of Commerce, Philip Phung, Melbourne University.
In short, this refers to someone who DOES NOT have a
girlfriend, but still contains the symptoms associated with being
whipped.
The following includes but is not limited to some of the symptoms:
- Messaging all the group chats (whether it be the basketball group chat, tennis group chat, etc, but does so to get info on girls as opposed to actually socialize)
- Throws 6 million parties despite being in woop woop so no one can actually get to his house
- Ditching your friends on your Eng Lang table