The Duckworthism Disease is defined as a condition found in
people who are prone to whining, a full out cry
baby, or a tantrum in it's most extreme form. Also known as a
Duckworthy attack or
Ducky meltdown, or most commonly known as chucking a Duckworth
Shannon Duckworth: Why do you all say such
mean things about me? I am leaving now and I am never returning ever again!
Lisa G: Oh Shannon, please hold yourself together, we don't hate anyone here, it's all shitz n' gigglez, don't take it so personally.
Higz: Lisa I have tried to explain it to her. Shannon, it may seem like hate going on here, but it is all synthetic, not real hate, we're just messing around with you.
Shannon Duckworth: I don't care for it, you are such mean
people, I'
m never returning, you lot are an
evil bunch! I'm outta here!
Lisa G: Higz, I think she is having another
Ducky meltdown, obviously she is having an attack of the Duckworthism Disease
Higz: That's right Lisa, she hasn't had her Duckworthism booster
shot yet
Shannon Duckworth: That does it you are all an
evil bunch, I am leaving now!
Lisa G: Shannon, you have been saying that for weeks now, just go then, leave
Shannon Duckworth: I
mean it, I AM LEAVING NOW! GOOD BYE HATERS!
